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Jul. 23rd, 2016 01:43 am
neverdied: (Default)
[personal profile] neverdied


"Yeah?"

(All forms of ic contact accepted here.)

Date: 2016-11-01 12:27 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_30)
From: [personal profile] redhott
heeey Jack
soooo
Ive got a favor to ask of you

Date: 2016-11-01 11:18 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_26)
From: [personal profile] redhott
umm
have you ever heard of D&D
Dungeons and Dragons basically

Date: 2016-11-02 12:25 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_33)
From: [personal profile] redhott
loool you are so weird
ok anyways
my question is would you help out with a Dungeons and Dragons campaign with me and a few others?
Persephone and Nico mainly
do you know a kid named Nico?

Date: 2016-11-02 01:22 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_04)
From: [personal profile] redhott
come on please
you literally do nothing all day
this will totally pass the time!

Date: 2016-11-03 06:40 am (UTC)
redhott: (pic#10486046)
From: [personal profile] redhott
well
ok yeah I guess it does
but this is more useful
JACK COME ON
BE A SPORT

Date: 2016-11-03 11:29 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_36)
From: [personal profile] redhott
joining us on a magical journey!!
you can add as much or as little to the storyline as you want
itd probably only be once a week for a few hours
what will it hurt

Date: 2016-11-03 11:39 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_27)
From: [personal profile] redhott
unlikely since you have to roll for it
and the others will have their own powers and armor to thwart you

and wow why are you murdering everyone involved

why does kyle put up with this man???

Date: 2016-11-03 11:55 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_35)
From: [personal profile] redhott
lol ok well we wont rain on your parade if you think your character in the game would murder everyone

bc he's cute and gingery

Date: 2016-11-04 12:07 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_26)
From: [personal profile] redhott
that idk yet
Im helping to recruit enough interested ppl before we make definite plans
maybe Nico since he knows the most out of us

or
unless you do?

ur gross

Date: 2016-11-04 12:14 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_35)
From: [personal profile] redhott
ok then nico it is!
redhott: (slan_32)
From: [personal profile] redhott
you, me, nico, and persephone
one more person would be nice
I wonder if that one guy would do it

do you know john?

gdit jack

Date: 2016-11-04 01:36 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_40)
From: [personal profile] redhott
oh yeah?
think hed liek to get in on this dungeon and dragoning?

Date: 2016-11-04 01:42 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_27)
From: [personal profile] redhott
well hes an adult
if he wants to be sloshed while we play
dont see why not

sasses back

Date: 2016-11-05 01:31 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_40)
From: [personal profile] redhott
oh really?
are you two friends?

Date: 2016-11-05 02:23 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_33)
From: [personal profile] redhott
Im over the age of 16

Date: 2016-11-05 02:27 am (UTC)
redhott: (pic#10486046)
From: [personal profile] redhott
wow what
Im 18 thats two whole years away!

why

Date: 2016-11-05 02:35 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_32)
From: [personal profile] redhott
[ AAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHAAAHHJACK!! ]

just come play DnD with us ok? please!
itll be fun
YOU will have fun

Date: 2016-11-05 02:42 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_35)
From: [personal profile] redhott
thank you :>

Date: 2016-11-05 02:52 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_39)
From: [personal profile] redhott
lol k have a good one

text;

Date: 2016-11-07 06:56 am (UTC)
pillz: (sly)
From: [personal profile] pillz
got somethin 4 u
its hard, got fangs, & too big 2 fit in my fuckin pants
hows eta on ur homework

Date: 2016-11-08 04:58 am (UTC)
pillz: (lmao)
From: [personal profile] pillz
murder homework, u fuckin dinosaur
why u do this

Date: 2016-11-10 05:30 am (UTC)
pillz: (huh)
From: [personal profile] pillz
hsit.
did he try 2 touch ur head
i mean ur head head not ur epnis head


[his spelling gets worse when he's more anxious.

which yes sort of implies he's frightened quite a lot. nobody point that out, cheers.]

tw date rape joke

Date: 2016-11-11 09:56 am (UTC)
pillz: (lmao)
From: [personal profile] pillz
hint
it got a d-ring & bondage theme
& i gave it rofoies so no one would complain about the screaming b4 u get here
de rialto
downtown de chima
come & get it

Date: 2016-11-13 01:30 am (UTC)
pillz: (lmao)
From: [personal profile] pillz
[→ yes]

text; (for misfire madness, maybe)

Date: 2016-12-04 10:22 pm (UTC)
heckblazer: (starting fires)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
if you don't have christmas eve plans you could come by and eat what my mother made
heckblazer: (sexy cigarette 2)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
[ ...oh shit. Bollocks. Shit. That's not Wanda.

But John rolls with it because, why not. ]


Not exactly.

Offer stands, though.
heckblazer: (man i'm pretty)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
[ Don't go for the porking pun, John. It's too obvious and low-hanging. Not that there aren't other low-hanging things that interest him. ]

Not unless you were planning on taking up meat again.

[ WHICH CAN BE ARRANGED AMIRITE ]

text; (this kills the man)

Date: 2016-12-06 05:11 am (UTC)
heckblazer: (dumbfounded)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
well, in any case

I was actually planning an antichrist-mas jam.

grownups only


[ This aging punk magician is nothing if not persistent, after all. ]

text; (i cannot hold back the thrist im sorry)

Date: 2016-12-06 09:59 pm (UTC)
heckblazer: (:|)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
the guest list is a work in progress


[ which is actually the truth ]

text; ( :c )

Date: 2016-12-07 01:22 am (UTC)
heckblazer: (man i'm pretty)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
Wouldn't have kept chatting if it wasn't.

Like I stand, standing offer.

text; ( or anyONE to do )

Date: 2016-12-07 05:01 am (UTC)
heckblazer: (ALL THE SNARK)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
you like gingerbread?

Misfire! 1/3

Date: 2016-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Mist put your dick away)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower

Misfire! 2/3

Date: 2016-12-06 04:38 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (La fée verte)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower

Misfire! 3/3

Date: 2016-12-06 04:40 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (I do love my jousts)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower


We should do dinner tonight, yes?
Edited Date: 2016-12-06 04:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-12-07 04:20 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (La fée verte)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
I SUPPOSE if you wish to deprive yourself of the finer things in life...

[ Obviously not who he texted, but... ]

Date: 2016-12-08 05:33 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (Seriously I like quill pens)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Oh? Well, I suppose it is.

I suppose I can accommodate such things, if necessary.

Date: 2016-12-09 06:14 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (I do love my jousts)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
The Shade.

I assume you are not my good friend Dorian Gray, are you?

Date: 2016-12-10 03:28 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Adi Granov. (Please allow me to introduce myself)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
At our ages, "kid" is rather inappropriate, don't you think?

Date: 2016-12-10 03:37 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (Enjoy it)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
I was actually talking about Dorian and I, but please, do share.

Date: 2016-12-10 03:43 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (Reminisc)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Older, as far as I'm aware. We stop counting after a certain point, I'm afraid.

Date: 2016-12-10 07:14 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Mist put your dick away)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Right, right. I'm over two-hundred. It's close enough. What's a lifetime or two among immortals?

Date: 2016-12-10 08:10 pm (UTC)
foreshadower: (La fée verte)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
I made the mistake of drinking with Charles Dickens.
Multiple times.
Around cultists.

Date: 2016-12-11 12:53 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
In a roundabout way, yes.

[ You know, get drunk with your bff dickens, watch a bunch of cultists sacrifice their lives, get immortality from cthulhu. That's how these things go. ]

Date: 2016-12-11 07:50 pm (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Mist put your dick away)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Mm, quite the unusual origin, I will admit.

However, not quite as unusual as others from my world. There's a man who throws himself in a pit of healing water every time he gets too old.

Date: 2016-12-11 09:01 pm (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (A lot more interesting)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
It does drive a man insane.
There is also the added requirement that you are friends with said immortal. He's had a lock on those for some time, as far as I've been able to tell.

Not that I've bothered looking, you understand. No need.

Date: 2016-12-12 01:09 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Adi Granov. (Please allow me to introduce myself)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
But you do have them? You don't seem surprised by the concept.

Date: 2016-12-12 01:39 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Perhaps.
It is a rather astounding sort of place, isn't it?

Date: 2016-12-12 02:07 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Mist put your dick away)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Four years, yes.

I never thought four years could be a long time.

Date: 2016-12-12 02:19 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Quite so, yes.
And yet it feels no more real than when I arrived.

Date: 2016-12-12 02:26 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (La fée verte)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Your world must offer little, then, if you're not concerned with returning.

Personally, I miss my Opal far too much, now.

Date: 2016-12-12 04:45 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
She is my city, and a finer one I have never found.

Date: 2016-12-13 03:50 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (Reminisc)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
East coast. She's the lone bright spot in the entire seaboard, but it doesn't exist in most worlds.

Date: 2016-12-14 03:52 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (Reminisc)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Of course I do! My life is there, my home, my flowers...

How could I not?

Date: 2016-12-14 04:01 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (I am a dark and sinister man)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
Foolish people, perhaps.
Myself? I'm looking forward to the day I can finally step back to Opal's streets.

Date: 2016-12-14 04:30 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Adi Granov. (Please allow me to introduce myself)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
As well as any other place I've traveled to.
Very nice to visit, but staying...

Date: 2016-12-15 04:23 am (UTC)
foreshadower: (Seriously I like quill pens)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
A miserable visit, if you ask me! I would prefer something a little less lengthy. I have things to get back to, after all.

Date: 2016-12-17 08:47 pm (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (A lot more interesting)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
My roses, my home, my library...

Perhaps even my friends? There is a great deal I'm missing here.

Date: 2016-12-22 04:12 am (UTC)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (ribbon?  what ribbon?)
From: [personal profile] foreshadower
I'm afraid not. Most of those sorts tend to be of a more...megalomaniacal nature.
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727690)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ there is so much panic in this text like you wouldn't believe ]

someone just sent me a picture of a penis
it really is one
whats happening????
what do i do??????

Date: 2016-12-06 04:36 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727689)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[what the hell josuke]

How should I know????

Date: 2016-12-06 05:27 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10806516)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I don't want to compare penises
NEVER

Date: 2016-12-08 01:16 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727689)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
That was the first thing I did.
The whole situation still happened, though.


[ Josuke is not helping at all.

except that's not Josuke. Give him a moment, he'll figure it out soon ]

Date: 2016-12-10 11:25 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727690)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ dicks are embarrassing!!! ]

That i didn't ask for!

Date: 2016-12-11 10:45 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727677)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I can deal with everything else just fine, you know that. [ just "fine" is questionable, but he can certainly deal with everything. Except penises. And sexual matters in general ]

Date: 2016-12-14 06:20 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(78))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Would you like to receive pictures of someone's genitals, Josuke?

Date: 2016-12-17 06:20 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10806516)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ You are.

Or at least it should have been.

Kaneki pauses for a moment and then he finally realizes that NOPE that's not Josuke AT ALL and this text should have never gone to anyone else besides Josuke ]


I'm SO sorry, this text wasn't meant for you - I thought you were someone else!

Date: 2016-12-18 11:31 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727680)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ he can handle the first two, but penises not really ]

I have no idea, that's why i was trying to send him that text.

Date: 2016-12-18 02:37 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727678)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
This is the first time it happened.

Date: 2016-12-18 02:48 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727682)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
It's not important I think.
And if you ever meet him, I don't want you to remember them as "that guy who sent Kaneki a picture of his genital".

Date: 2016-12-18 03:04 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
No. Now I'm glad it wasn't him.

Date: 2016-12-18 06:36 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727664)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I don't know him well enough, so I don't know. [ kaneki only knows how he tastes like... because he cut off his hand once and ate it. BUT THAT'S JUST A SMALL DETAIL ]

Date: 2016-12-19 08:58 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10592266)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I'm an adult - 25. [ even if he looks like he's 15 and acts like he is 10 when it comes to sex, yes he is an adult ]

Date: 2016-12-19 09:31 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727675)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Yes, I know. I get that a lot. Probably the reason why not many people take me seriously. [ until he tells them he's a cannibal ]

Date: 2016-12-20 07:15 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(78))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
It's not something I'm in contact with on a daily basis. [ or at all ]

Date: 2016-12-21 06:03 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10592266)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I have met anyone my age who did that until now.

Date: 2016-12-23 06:59 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(35))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
If that happens, I might reconsider my strategy.

Date: 2016-12-25 09:02 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727670)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ yes.

And also ]


Pretend it never happened.

Date: 2017-01-01 04:19 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727690)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
What? Why would I send one back?

Date: 2017-01-06 09:21 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727689)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I'm pretty sure that would send a really wrong message.

Date: 2017-01-08 09:54 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727690)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I don't want to send anyone a dickpic!

Date: 2017-01-08 09:54 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727678)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ and he said dick. which he was trying to avoid.

gosh. ]


*penis pic.

Date: 2017-01-11 01:18 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10592266)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
It's less crude. [ don't judge him, it matters ]

Date: 2017-01-12 09:39 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727675)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I'm a polite person, Mr. Jack.

Date: 2017-01-13 10:04 am (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727764)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ tell that to Hannibal ]

I eat dead people. It's rude for the family, but I think it's less rude than killing someone.

Date: 2017-01-13 09:17 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(81))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Yeah, well, society is built based on a human vision and that's all it matters, even if there are non-humans around them.

As I'm not human, I think I can't really fit on what society says. Plus, I do have to eat somehow.
Edited Date: 2017-01-13 09:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-01-13 09:21 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727691)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Because I don't have to. Why should I?

Date: 2017-01-13 09:33 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683 (64))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
There is a difference between taking a life and eating the dead, who no longer have one.

And if I can't fit, there are still ways that will allow co-existence. If both sides try.

Date: 2017-01-13 09:37 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(25))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
No, they won't. Humans don't like to realize that something isn't human - they have a need to force their ideals and they humanize everything; if it doesn't fit that, then they reject it.

But they exist, regardless. And we exist regardless. I think it's better to find a compromise than just existing to survive, either you are human or not.

Date: 2017-01-13 09:42 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727701)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I'm in the both amazing and yet unfair position of being able to see and understand both sides. I was born human, and I was one until I turned 19.

being part of both worlds - not just on the sidelines - has allowed me to learn a couple of things.

Date: 2017-01-13 09:51 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(56))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
It doesn't. But it's a complicated position where everyone has to deal - not just us, not just them.

And I'm not. I'm no longer registered, so I'm not allowed those bodies.

Date: 2017-01-14 07:41 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10793437)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Morgues, cemeteries. I've an arrangement with someone as well. People die everyday, it's not difficult to find them.

And you, Jack? Where are you getting yours?
[ even if he said before "it was for a friend", he spoke as if he knows this situation. Plus, he separated himself from humans when talking about them ]

Date: 2017-01-14 08:31 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727701)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
[ he wouldn't be surprised with murder. Honestly, most of Kaneki's friends are serial killers; they even have their own serial killer names and MO's. he can't judge ]

I'm fixing it. [ in a way ] Me and the ambassadors are trying to create a bill to allow imPorts like us to have access to bodies without registration. In other words, to acquire bodies legally.

Date: 2017-01-14 08:37 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727713)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
There was a time there were 4 ghouls and 3 other beings that consumed humans, here at once. There are also vampires and similar creatures.

I don't plan on this bill to only include imPorts like us, but I am doing it mostly for my sister and myself, I admit.
Edited Date: 2017-01-14 08:37 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-01-14 08:57 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I was. But that changed.

If they claim registration is an option, then it'd look really bad on them if they went after people who would rather not register. It is a touchy subject to a lot of imPorts and I don't think they'd like to know the government wants to force some imports to register.
Edited Date: 2017-01-14 08:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-01-14 09:02 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727704)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
yeah. It must happen.

[ and he is now wanted as a national ghoul terrorist in his country NO BIG DEAL ]

Date: 2017-01-14 09:10 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(89))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
All. They all agree that the government shouldn't back us up into corners because of our physiology and biological needs.

I'm surprised at how sensible they all were.

Date: 2017-01-14 09:21 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727755)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
In all honesty, this is a bit problematic to them too. After all, most would just kill in order to feed - it's not a good image that the "heroes of this nation" go around biting innocent people to feed.

Date: 2017-01-16 07:09 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(66))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Would you take bodies from laboratories if they were provided, instead of everything else? [ murder. he means murder. ]

Date: 2017-01-17 03:59 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683 (26))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
It depends on the day. When I could access the laboratories, I asked them to let me know when new ones were brought in.

Though, it doesn't matter much for me.
[ except when it comes to nutrients. Older bodies have less nutrients and that means he has to feed more ]

Date: 2017-01-20 07:04 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727714)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
I'll keep that in mind.

I personally don't like to go to the labs to eat. But I've a couple of other ideas.

Date: 2017-01-25 11:01 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(77))
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Maybe a place where some people [ he means cannibals. Also vampires, possibly ] can eat in peace without some scientists around.

Date: 2017-01-31 11:57 am (UTC)
ghoulking: by frottage (Normal - pic#10727697)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
It's not something I'd advertise, but yes. Of sorts.

Those places exist in my world, pretty much all over. I once worked at a coffee shop where ghouls could get food without having to hunt.

Date: 2017-02-03 05:49 am (UTC)
ghoulking: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
Neither was back in my world.

I don't expect it to be here either.
[ but if Murder Hotel exists without anyone realizing then cannibal café can too ]

Date: 2017-02-05 05:35 pm (UTC)
ghoulking: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ghoulking
We will. I'm a very hopeful person, so I think it'll be alright. [ he isn't, but he already has a couple of plans in case things don't work out, so it's fine indeed. ]

text;

Date: 2016-12-11 11:58 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_36)
From: [personal profile] redhott
if I give you some money
will you buy me a bottle of liquor
Im giving it away as a xmas gift

its not for me


[ He feels like he needs to make this perfectly clear! ]

text;

Date: 2016-12-11 12:43 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_12)
From: [personal profile] redhott
Im underage I dont drink
Its for a present!

text;

Date: 2016-12-11 01:01 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_27)
From: [personal profile] redhott
I feel like youre not getting this
so Ill spell it out
its not for me
its for John
bc he doesnt seem to do much else with his time or money

text;

Date: 2016-12-11 01:11 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_40)
From: [personal profile] redhott
yeah
hes my pseudo friend and my fake dad lol
seems rude not to

text;

Date: 2016-12-11 01:28 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_34)
From: [personal profile] redhott
something tells me hes not picky
but idk anything about liquor or whats good so

text;

Date: 2016-12-11 11:25 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_35)
From: [personal profile] redhott
thanks Jack :>
Ill give you the money next time I see you

Re: text;

Date: 2016-12-11 11:37 pm (UTC)
redhott: (slan_04)
From: [personal profile] redhott
JACK
NO

you are old enough to know how presents work
you buy your friends things with your hard earned money
dont you dare steal it!

Re: text;

Date: 2016-12-12 12:25 am (UTC)
redhott: (pic#10486046)
From: [personal profile] redhott
pretty sure jesus didnt specify anything bc xmas kind of went out of his control
but Im specifying it
Ill give you money
dont steal >(

text;

Date: 2016-12-12 01:21 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_20)
From: [personal profile] redhott
thank yooou
pick a good one

Re: text;

Date: 2016-12-12 01:43 am (UTC)
redhott: (slan_10)
From: [personal profile] redhott
uhhh god idk
20-30?
does that sound about right?
less?
more?

action;

Date: 2016-12-22 08:33 pm (UTC)
heckblazer: (Default)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
[ A delivery is made to Jack's room at the Hotel - a package, rather messily-wrapped in newspaper. Within is a vegan cookbook, one with each recipe accompanied by fancy photography and overly-verbose prose from the author and chef. Oh, and every last recipe calls for truffle oil for no goddamned reason.

When and if Jack opens the book, a plain white piece of card paper will fall out with a note written in a messy hand:

Just in case you wanted a hobby other than bingo or naps
xoxoxo
John
]

Date: 2016-12-24 12:26 pm (UTC)
heckblazer: (looking back)
From: [personal profile] heckblazer
[ Does it look like he's ever used a stove in his goddamn life.

Except for making tea, that is. ]
Edited Date: 2016-12-24 12:27 pm (UTC)

01.22.2016 -- package.

Date: 2017-01-21 04:48 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Subacid.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
[There's a package waiting for Jack, at his room in the Castile. A brown paper package tied with a simple twine.

Inside is such:

A gift and a note.
]

Hope it's the right size. You might need it soon.

- Doctor Frederick Chilton

text;

Date: 2017-01-22 08:19 pm (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Insincere.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
[Because Chilton is just that kind of person, he responds with:]

You are so very welcome.
pillz: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pillz
the united states of america is in uproar. nationwide blackouts, cryptic threats on the internet, germans in the prisons. and of course, when jack lands wide-winged and forEVEr stoic on the balcony of kavinsky's maurtia falls apartment, all he's after is meat for the dinosaur. kavinsky's had served up a side of exasperation first, of course-- a roll of his eyes before he acquiesced. said he'd be right back.

but when he emerges into the cold and dark afterward, he's carrying none of the supplies offered. the only meat in evidence is his own naked frame, pale in the dark, except for the socks on his feet and the new tattoos marching the longest bones of his fingers. dream thief. the frigid cold of the winter doesn't seem to bother him, or not yet.
Edited (i accidentally backed out of this form and then lazarus didnt gimme the subject header back originally) Date: 2017-01-24 05:46 am (UTC)
pillz: (hay)
From: [personal profile] pillz
And Kavinsky does feel judged. But he's also extremely drunk, quite high, and incredibly bored at this point in the blackout. Jesse and Count Dooku only have so many requests to make of him and his skills, and every time he goes out, whether at the older creeps' behest or merely to stretch his legs, some bad shit happens. A car squashes him, leaving his invincible flesh unmarked but subjecting him, nonetheless, to long minutes of suffocation without death or any other reprive. Or some skinhead cunt tries to punch him. Or he uses his psychometry, and the rage runoff has his bones screaming inside his skin for hours.

This-- naked conversation with a judgy former. Angel? Or whatever? Hilarious, compared to most of that.

Kavinsky looks down. "Six inches, man." He waves his hands up, in a brief, exasperated shrug. Despite the animated gesture, he leans his skinny shoulder on the frame of the sliding door like he can't even bother standing up straight. "Anywhere else that's pretty fucking decent. Why you gotta be that way?"

cw homophobic language

Date: 2017-01-30 01:04 am (UTC)
pillz: (lay with me)
From: [personal profile] pillz
Kavinsky's eyes crinkle. He wants a cigarette right now but he doesn't have them on him. He probably should have thought of that before he took his pants off. Oh well, oh well. We all must suffer for our craft, which is fostering baby dinosaurs. Which I just requested. Because I'm super on the ball, everything is fine, January isn't over, we're good we're good.

"I'll get you the other kind, if you let me jerk off your lap."

This means we're negotiating, right? Kavinsky wiggles his toes in his socks. He's starting to feel the cold, but it isn't showing in his penis yet, and that's all that matters. "You can pick. Forty pounds of pork? Twenty pounds of beef." A smile flashes across his face. There is still something unmistakably suggestive about the tilt of his skinny body. It's hard to know how Kavinsky ever gets laid, except that, well. He can't be the only person in the multiverse with shit for standards. "No faggot metaphors, even."

tw ongoing sexual harassment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Date: 2017-02-04 07:53 am (UTC)
pillz: (chill)
From: [personal profile] pillz
"You know me," which probably isn't factually true, but there's a casual langour to Kavinsky's voice that is persuasive to some. "I just hate to be alone." He definitely doesn't lack for confidence, stalking back into the warmth of his apartment. His bare feet go slap, slap slap! and his penis waves around cheerfully as he goes.

But he's not a terrible host, if you forgive the utter lack of boundaries and florid vulgarity. He makes it all the way across the floor to the kitchenette, drags the refrigerator door open. In a moment, there's a bottle of vodka sailing toward Jack's head. He's on his way back the next. The television is showing some stupid movie featuring women objectified in two-piece swimsuits and cars going sidways around corners while fireballs envelope skyscrapers, that kind of shit. There's also a sound system playing some totally unrelated music with subwoofers on, and a half-eaten steak on the table, a space heater going, a hilariously tacky lava lamp oozing patterns up in the corner.

The blackout doesn't seem to have affected Kavinsky much.

"Sit," he says, gesturing at the couch. This occurs regardless of whether Jack caught the bottle or if there's glass and spilled liquor all over the floor now. "Be done inside six minutes. Not bragging. Just stating the facts."

Date: 2017-02-15 04:34 am (UTC)
pillz: (eyebrow)
From: [personal profile] pillz
Kavinsky gave the guy a fucking dinosaur, and he's still being like this about putting out. Jesus. What does a handsome and personable handsome young gay man have to do to get laid.

But Kavinsky isn't exactly surprised, either. Having shit for impulse control isn't the same as honestly believing that following all of one's shitty impulses is going to lead to better health and final happiness. Carpe diem. And follow your heart. And it's better to try and fail than to never have tried at all! Such sentiments seem a little less romantic and inspiring when the objective is to try and fuck some Biblically ancient dude, but whatever.

Kavinsky flings himself down on his leather couch. Then he leans over and grabs a pill bottle from the lower shelf of the coffee table. The surface of said table is already speckled thoroughly with Very Telling White Powder, but what Kavinsky shakes out into his hand isn't cocaine, in the end. Instead, it's a lurid red pill.

"How much you need to eat to be good?" he asks, lazily popping the lid of the bottle.
pillz: (chill)
From: [personal profile] pillz
That makes Kavinsky smile. Jack makes it sound like a challenge, which is obviously the opposite of what Jack is trying to do, in absence of an actual, visible challenge. Maybe that should've been the proposed title of Kavinsky's reality TV show. Kavinsky's Big Gay Challenge. Subtitle, emitting from a tiny cutout head of cartoon Jack: Not That Big After All.

"I want your cunt on my face and your tits in my hands, sweetheart. I want everything."

But he just swallows his pill dry and closes his eyes. Maybe he should be more worried about leaving his naked, albeit invincible body hanging around a self-reportedly hungry cannibal demon-angel old man of a monster and his magic hands, but as a general rule, Kavinsky doesn't worry about shit. The chemical takes action almost immediately, sucking the light out of his eyes, the thought out of his head. His eyes close. His pulse twitches damply in his tattooed neck. Once, twice. Stops.

And then surges again, in an instant. Kavinsky's eyelids flutter like a drunk, but that's less surprising, probably, than the bloody heart sitting on the table. Its final beats dying out within it, the convulsion and collapse of muscles. Where the tubey veins and arteries end, blood spurts sluggishly, slowly flooding over the traces of cocaine, creeping toward the edges of the table.

Date: 2017-03-04 08:30 am (UTC)
pillz: (hay)
From: [personal profile] pillz
Kavinsky rubs his eye with his fingertips, skewing the lid around funnily on his face. He doesn't seem all that groggy, despite everything, but then-- Jack has technically seen him take a pill before. Sure, he'd done it under a bed while a raptor on a choke chain had rampaged around a hotel bedroom. Jack just hadn't seen the process itself, which doesn't tend to be all that interesting until Kavinsky reenters the world with a new tranquilizer dart or a human heart.

As one does.

"Me, fuckwad," he says, as if that's the most obvious thing in the world. He wiggles his toes, then gestures generously at the organ on the table. Folds his arms behind his head. His dick is still just hanging out there. "Can you hurry the fuck up?" he requests romantically.

Date: 2017-03-12 08:16 am (UTC)
pillz: (peek)
From: [personal profile] pillz
Sometimes, Kavinsky thinks about maybe he should fuck less totally weird, jacked up people. But then he remembers that he does do that. Like all the fucking time. And it's boring. Life in general is boring, because he's a mentally ill child who just wants to die, crawing in my skin, these wounds.

Which is how he ends up in situations like these. Marooned in a luxury penthouse apartment amid a multi-city blackout, probably a terrorist threat, having everything he could possibly want except for human companionship. And in lieu of 'human' companionship, he's watching a grizzled old man chow down on a dream heart while snapping at him that he doesn't owe him shit. The one good thing that's come from being forced to stay alive since Henrietta, is that he learned to suck it up when perceived debts aren't paid. After all, his usual Plan B isn't a permanent fix here.

Kavinsky folds his tattooed hands over his tummy and listens to the pop and squelch of bloody meat. Unsurprisingly, he's pretty sure he could still get hard if he wanted to.

Moral growth and spiritual learning.

"All you gotta do is sit there and think of England. I'm a cheap date."

Date: 2017-03-19 05:14 am (UTC)
pillz: (another icon with tongue stuff in it)
From: [personal profile] pillz
[It occurs to Kavinsky finally to be scared. Not all the way scared-- after all, it would take more than superstrength and cannibalistic characteristics and terrible intentions to be able to actually forcibly separate him from his junk. Invincibility, you know.

But it hurts. And pain is kinda scary.

And like a kid bracing for a shot at the doctor's office, Kavinsky ends up holding his breath. His dark eyes big on Jack's face, looking between the smeary gory mess of his teeth and the unreadable shadows under his eyebrows. It would take more than Jack has to forcibly separate Kavinsky from his penis, but he finds himself thinking about it anyway. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't stop said penis from jumping slightly, a pulse of blood and utterly misaligned ideas going through big arteries. well, 'big' unless you're some six thousand-year-old jackass making fun.

he doesn't lick his lips or bite down on them or touch himself anywhere else or anything that obvious, though. just stays there on the couch, sweat gathering in the small of his back where he's weighted down on the shiny leather, looking up at the cannibal. distantly hoping that jack doesn't end up dripping heart juice on him by accident, but honestly, not all that bothered either way.]
pillz: (loiter (club evil))
From: [personal profile] pillz
[the shitty child stares back, jaw slightly jutted, something creepiy considering, measuring about the expression on his gaunt face. he's scared, but he should be more scared, probably. virtue of being an import with imported powers.

no virtue at all.]


Bedroom, [he says.] Big box with the freezer bags in it. [it's a small apartment; it won't be hard to find. sitting on the floor, beside the bed with the black sheets and very gay pinups nailed to the walls, nondescript men, their faces hidden abbreviated by the edges of the artwork or otherwise turned away, hidden from view. it's a nice room. the bed doesn't look slept in recently, if it ever was.]

02.24.2017 -- call.

Date: 2017-02-24 06:06 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Awry.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
So. You attacked Rincewind.

Date: 2017-02-24 06:17 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Orison.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Rincewind. He wears a pointed hat and robes in public.

Date: 2017-02-24 06:52 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Unipotent.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
He doesn't know you by name, if that is what you are worried about.

Date: 2017-02-24 07:26 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Look.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
That you tried to eat him -- well, drink him, the context was more vampiric.

Date: 2017-02-24 07:40 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Ecdysis.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
I won't argue that point. But would you kindly refrain from attempting that again? He is my employee.

And my friend.

Date: 2017-02-25 07:50 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Abjure.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
And you have told him this? I believe he's already developed a fresh phobia.

Date: 2017-02-25 05:56 pm (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Excogitate.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
He will listen to me -- in fact, it is probably better that it happened this way. Quite obviously, a predator telling him not to worry isn't particularly reassuring.

Date: 2017-02-25 10:08 pm (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Vituperate.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
I like to hear the predator's side of the story now and again, you know. Although yours ran fairly brief.

Date: 2017-02-25 10:21 pm (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Pristine.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Working with... Rincewind? My friend? Who is a person? Yes. I hired him -- although, frankly, there is a reason why he is assistant in his position.

[Rincewind hadn't quite the mettle nor the muscle power to really enforce the full spectrum of his medicine administration job.]

I still have to fill out the security element. Sheer man-power.

Date: 2017-02-26 12:13 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Caprice.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
I reiterate: this is my friend we are talking about. His shortcomings are simply...

[A beat.]

You're fairly no-nonsense, aren't you? He was certainly intimidated by you. Physically.

Date: 2017-02-26 12:46 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Lacis.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
You dealt with the Luggage? ... How did you fare?

Date: 2017-02-26 12:53 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Heterodox.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Well, that is something to speak of. Endurance, perhaps.

[Another beat.]

Do you already have employment?

Date: 2017-02-26 01:02 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Whimsy.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
I was thinking of something more... Long term. With benefits.

Like dental.

Date: 2017-02-26 01:07 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Recrudescence.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Okay, well, I can offer you that. [Especially when he had sugar daddies like Petyr Baelish and William Walker.] A lot of that.

I need a head of security.

Date: 2017-02-26 01:28 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Discernment.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
I mean, that isn't what we call it.

Date: 2017-02-26 04:32 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Coterie.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Surveillance, facility patrol, patient subduing -- when necessary.

Nothing remarkably taxing.

Date: 2017-02-26 05:19 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Dauntless.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Oh no, I imagine not. When can you start?

Date: 2017-02-26 05:41 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Augury.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Monday, then. February twenty-seventh.

Nine in the morning. You know where it is, yes?

Date: 2017-02-26 07:22 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Taciturn.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
Nothing more than CCTV. Cameras and alarms.

Date: 2017-02-26 08:06 am (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Lionize.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
If need be, our budget would allow you to have one or two staff members beneath you.

Ideally just one.

Date: 2017-02-26 07:42 pm (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Unsure.)
From: [personal profile] slightlyoffchilt
[Ooooooh, he liked that.]

We can discuss the matter after the first month, see how you adjust beforehand.

→ action;

Date: 2017-07-25 04:49 am (UTC)
pillz: (profile)
From: [personal profile] pillz
[by now, kavinsky is a familiar sight to most of the staff at dr. chilton's psychiatric hospital for abnormal conditions. he's as familiar as he is out-of-place, parking his jewel-red ferrari among the ordinary vehicles in the lot, strutting out with giant sunglasses perched on his nose, six dollar triple shot latte in hand, a polo shirt to fend off the sun from his delicate white pallor. he's somehow simultaneously nothing like he used to be, and also more than he ever was.

he's polite to the nurses when he walks in. tells the one working at check-in that he ordered in some donuts. by now, most of the staff have started to buy into the idea that he's no longer the vicious little shit who'd bitten through donovan's hand two months ago, earlier in therapy, when there would be guards in the room with dr. chilton and he. guards who are still getting physical rehab for their injuries. but kavinsky still looks young; it's believable enough that treatment would work.

and he's clever enough to circumvent doubts about poisoned baked goods by paying caterers.

but not even kavinsky, mastermind edition, can anticipate all the twists!! the multiverse will throw at you. as he walks past donovan's old station, he stops to stare at a familiar old face.]


Look what the cat dragged in.
pillz: (eyebrow)
From: [personal profile] pillz
[some of this seems familiar, but all of kavinsky's memories have a cloudy and distorted quality to them these days. like someone stained the glass between then and now, grated the surface to take the harsher details out of clear focus. jack is a concept of bloody teeth and

for some reason, dinosaurs. it's not all that hard to piece together why that might be, considering that a one constant in kavinsky's life remains his wonderfully godmode power.]


Gonna assume you went back to your homeworld and not Tahiti. [kavinsky slips his hands into the pockets of his slacks and regards the cannibal with mild interest and somewhat less penetrative power to his stare.] I got caught by the police for fucking up three cities with a nightmare epidemic. Did you hear about that? [had he been caught up in it? kavinsky can't remember too well, even though he'd surveilled the nightmare hellscape through control items. it'd been a pretty wide-sprawling nightmare hellscape, to be fair.]

ok cool c:

Date: 2017-09-04 11:52 pm (UTC)
pillz: (sly)
From: [personal profile] pillz
[sadness and regret for kavinsky's little black heart, that he was cheated of these tasty cannibal bites after all. but he doesn't look sad or regretful, looking at jack, a smile tucking up the corners of his full-lipped mouth. the details might be hazy, but mostly, what he remembers of jack was a good time. to the extent that that's possible or relevant when you're permanently crawling in your skin these wounds they will not heal.]

I made progress, [he says.] 4.0 average, head of the class. Hey. Hey, [he ends up leaning one shoulder in the wall, which somehow feels like it translates to him leaning closer, even though he doesn't invade jack's personal space any more than he already has. that was so last season.]

Do you know what he does to people in here?

[still smiling!!]
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