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[neverdied]

"Yeah?"

(All forms of ic contact accepted here.)

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[itistolaugh]

not at the moment
so is that a maybe or what

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[neverdied]

Maybe. You met Starr?

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[itistolaugh]

we have not been formally introduced

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[neverdied]

He's old and likes sex. You should interact.

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[itistolaugh]

you're the only sex geezer for me bb

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[neverdied]

You know flattery doesn't work on me, right?

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[itistolaugh]

if sex geezer worked for you i'd have to take back the offer

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[neverdied]

You got me. Sex geezer as a nickname is a real turn on.

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[itistolaugh]

u r welcome for that boner

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[neverdied]

Speaking of dicks; does chilton know you're back?

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[itistolaugh]

yes i had to make sure i still have a job
he said i can bring tazers :D!!!!!

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[neverdied]

Why do you need tazers?

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[itistolaugh]

why wouldnt i need them
theyre fun
do you want one i have lots

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[neverdied]

I do.
Who are we using them on?

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[itistolaugh]

idk
everyone?
taze party!!!

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[neverdied]

Chilton first.

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[itistolaugh]

I thought you liked Chilton but ok

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[neverdied]

I do. That's why he's the first name in my mind.

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[itistolaugh]

well who am i to question your friendship methods

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[neverdied]

Exactly. You just try and fuck all of yours.

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[itistolaugh]

not ALL of them! and for your information it has been A WHILE

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[neverdied]

How long is a while?

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[itistolaugh]

jeez almost a year
living with crane is a total beaver dam

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[neverdied]

Not surprised with that room mate. Should find yourself a better one.

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[itistolaugh]

but daddy i love him