IC Contact

[neverdied]

"Yeah?"

(All forms of ic contact accepted here.)

Comments

text; (for misfire madness, maybe)

[heckblazer]

if you don't have christmas eve plans you could come by and eat what my mother made

text; (perfection)

[neverdied]

Your mother is here too?

text; (these two guys warm by frozen dead heart tbh)

[heckblazer]

[ ...oh shit. Bollocks. Shit. That's not Wanda.

But John rolls with it because, why not. ]

Not exactly.

Offer stands, though.

text; (old dudes being old)

[neverdied]

Will it be ham?

[Being obtuse is Jack's favourite pastime.]

text; (its the one time john is the may in a may/december lmao)

[heckblazer]

[ Don't go for the porking pun, John. It's too obvious and low-hanging. Not that there aren't other low-hanging things that interest him. ]

Not unless you were planning on taking up meat again.

[ WHICH CAN BE ARRANGED AMIRITE ]

text; (guuurl)

[neverdied]

[There are far too many meat related jokes to be had here, Jack's trying to steer around them but seriously, how do you act clueless and avoid dick jokes?]

I'll stick with the veg.

text; (this kills the man)

[heckblazer]

well, in any case

I was actually planning an antichrist-mas jam.

grownups only

[ This aging punk magician is nothing if not persistent, after all. ]

text; (stop trying to get jack out on dates)

[neverdied]

Who else have you invited?

text; (i cannot hold back the thrist im sorry)

[heckblazer]

the guest list is a work in progress


[ which is actually the truth ]

text; (unforgivable)

[neverdied]

Was this invite even intended for me?

text; ( :c )

[heckblazer]

Wouldn't have kept chatting if it wasn't.

Like I stand, standing offer.

text; ( :| )

[neverdied]

I got nothing better to do.

text; ( or anyONE to do )

[heckblazer]

you like gingerbread?

text; ( eyooo )

[neverdied]

I don't dislike it.