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[neverdied]

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[yaaas_queen]

ppl r satisfied thinking Jesus was a white dude who spoke English

dinosaurs r cool but Jesus was ALL about the vague humblebrag

[neverdied]

And how would Jesus humblebrag?

[yaaas_queen]

he INVENTED the humble brag

oh u all hate me but it's 👌 bc imma die 4 ur sins n fix u

then come back 2 lyfe because I'M GOD

like

he def was the 1st to say "bless ur heart" in ways old Southern women aspire to be

[neverdied]

Wow. Sounds like you were there. You're not a biblical immortal, are you?

[yaaas_queen]

sadly no

I just am on the same wavelength of great thinkers

Dalai Lama, Jesus, Bob Ross, Beyonce...

[neverdied]

Jesus was an asshole. Can't speak for the others. Never met them.

Wouldn't mind meeting Beyonce though.

[yaaas_queen]

that one comment single handedly redeemed you from an eternity in my NOPE column

[neverdied]

Already spent an eternity in God's nope column.

You a Beyond fan or a Jesus hater?

[yaaas_queen]

Beyonce devotee obvs

beard guy is aight but only 1 who did anything for me lately is the Jesus that gives me extra toppings at 🍜 🌭 cart

"beyond"? wow thanks predictive text. ashamed my phone doesn't default to beyonce.

[neverdied]

Could be the one and only. Died for ours sins and came back to give you extra toppings.

I assumed you didn't mean a Hong Kong rock band

[yaaas_queen]

in that case his AD work is amazing

who knew 2 double ramen broth & hot dog water?

genius ahead of his time

but wat if i did

[neverdied]

I'm not sure that counts as genius.

then this thread would take a turn into some Jpop territory

[yaaas_queen]

2x revenue for same output

get fusion foodies to try it for the 'gram

and NY will eat anything in food carts

a small time entrepreneur goal

uwaa~

[neverdied]

Ok. It's genius. Sounds terrible though, and I've eaten a lot of questionable things.

[yaaas_queen]

true

my entrepreneurial genius icons are 50/50 on good v evil

Oprah, Lex Luthor, Beyonce, guy who invented the snuggie...

[neverdied]

Lex Luthor?

[yaaas_queen]

evil but can dunk on a guy a billion times outta his weight class

if it weren't for the lack of hair he'd make evil look good

[neverdied]

Kind of boring though. What about someone like Dracula?

[yaaas_queen]

hmm bit fangy

if I gotta old school monster it

Wolfman

🐺 > 🦇

pack leader v old single dude

[neverdied]

Depends on which version of Dracula. I'd take fangs over a flea magnet.

[yaaas_queen]

one that bathes regularly?

cuz bats can also get fleas

[neverdied]

Dracula can't become a bat. That's a myth.

[yaaas_queen]

k then

old count looking dudes that lurk in castles can also get fleas

[neverdied]

Okay. Fair. But he's got a castle.

[yaaas_queen]

[There is a few minutes delay compared to the rapid response he was getting before]

u got me there