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[neverdied]

"Yeah?"

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voice; im here to do this to u

[halfblaked]

[ Heh heh.

This is the equivalent of a crank call and david is living. ]

Black Flag? A punk band from the eighties? You've...never heard of them? They were quite an experience.

voice; i cry

[neverdied]

No.

[He doesn't get it! This is the weirdest crank call.]

I don't them. Why?

voice;

[halfblaked]

You simply... I saw your photos.

You're a dead ringer for one of the members, you know.

voice;

[neverdied]

Okay.

Is this a prank call? What's the punchline?

voice;

[halfblaked]

No, it's not a prank call.

I honestly was curious. You look just like him.

voice;

[neverdied]

Oh. [The heaviest of sighs down the line.]

I was in a band once. Not called that though.

voice;

[halfblaked]

You were?

What was it called? What did you play? [ A beat. ] Personally, I'm something of a child of the seventies and eighties, so I'm afraid I'm mostly enamored with punk music.

voice;

[neverdied]

Wasn't called Black Flag.

[Such a dumb name for a band!!!!]

Sung. Early eighties punk. Nothing well known. Must just have me mistaken for someone else, I have that kind of face.

voice;

[halfblaked]

You can't say you were in a punk band and not elaborate! Come on! At least give me a few bars!

voice;

[neverdied]

[In the same spoken monotone:] Fuck society.

voice;

[halfblaked]

O -- Oh.

Is that the name of your band? Really? Edgy!

voice;

[neverdied]

[Sigh!]

No. That was a song. Just for you.

voice;

[halfblaked]

Ah.

Not very good, were you?

voice;

[neverdied]

I did say we weren't well known. There's your reason.

voice;

[halfblaked]

Well if you sang like that...what's the point of being in a band at all?

voice;

[neverdied]

It was art.

voice;

[halfblaked]

It sounds a bit avant-garde doesn't it?

voice;

[neverdied]

I'd like to hear you do better.

voice;

[halfblaked]

Ah! But I do not sing, or fashion myself after any sort of musician!

We would need a great deal of autotune to make my voice sound good enough for music.

[ Get it? It's funny because that's how he is. ]

voice;

[neverdied]

Ugh. Autotuning has never made anything sound good.

voice;

[halfblaked]

Oh! I don't know. Sometimes it can be interesting.

Rarely, but occasionally it works.

voice;

[neverdied]

Very rarely. You like autotuning and punk?

voice;

[halfblaked]

I'm not really a fan, but... my son was. You eventually have to...get used to it, find something to like about it.

voice;

[neverdied]

Huh, you have a kid? Is he here?

voice;

[halfblaked]

Oh no, not here. He's...away. At university.