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[neverdied]

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[neverdied]

I've been about since the existence of humanity. I'm as mystic as they come.

[yaaas_queen]

r we talking 🕳 cave old, 🏺 painted stuff old, or can only remember radio old 👴

either way!

sure I am game for readings

wish u could answer my 🔥question🔥 on dinosaurs but can't win everything even if always a winner

[neverdied]

Burning bush kind of old.

🔥

Jesus rode a t-rex.

[yaaas_queen]

[While other replies were lightning fast, this one took a little longer. Probably because Gina had to remember Biblical burning bushes and not really bad Spring Break STD references]

that's pretty old, kind of skeptical bc oldest person I know who texts is 80 but she is also fresh and fly and doing her 40 yr old yoga instructor

but anything possible so 👌

Q: how could the T-Rex cradle him in his tiny arms?

[neverdied]

[It could be both?!]

What a stupid question. Obviously he rode on it's back.

[yaaas_queen]

how can u be so old and so wrong

bridal carry > rodeo carry

1. more loving

2. can see him in front, how else would u know he's on the T-Rex

3. didn't Jesus not even have enough 💲💲 for his own ass saddle? how can u afford a custom dino one

[neverdied]

He didn't even need a saddle, just bare backed it. You can't ride into battle being bridle carried.

[yaaas_queen]

I don't know what is worse 🧠 breaking

Jesus bare backing

or riding into battle

[neverdied]

You're hard to please. Most are just satisfied with Jesus and dinosaurs.

[yaaas_queen]

ppl r satisfied thinking Jesus was a white dude who spoke English

dinosaurs r cool but Jesus was ALL about the vague humblebrag

[neverdied]

And how would Jesus humblebrag?

[yaaas_queen]

he INVENTED the humble brag

oh u all hate me but it's 👌 bc imma die 4 ur sins n fix u

then come back 2 lyfe because I'M GOD

like

he def was the 1st to say "bless ur heart" in ways old Southern women aspire to be

[neverdied]

Wow. Sounds like you were there. You're not a biblical immortal, are you?

[yaaas_queen]

sadly no

I just am on the same wavelength of great thinkers

Dalai Lama, Jesus, Bob Ross, Beyonce...

[neverdied]

Jesus was an asshole. Can't speak for the others. Never met them.

Wouldn't mind meeting Beyonce though.

[yaaas_queen]

that one comment single handedly redeemed you from an eternity in my NOPE column

[neverdied]

Already spent an eternity in God's nope column.

You a Beyond fan or a Jesus hater?

[yaaas_queen]

Beyonce devotee obvs

beard guy is aight but only 1 who did anything for me lately is the Jesus that gives me extra toppings at 🍜 🌭 cart

"beyond"? wow thanks predictive text. ashamed my phone doesn't default to beyonce.

[neverdied]

Could be the one and only. Died for ours sins and came back to give you extra toppings.

I assumed you didn't mean a Hong Kong rock band

[yaaas_queen]

in that case his AD work is amazing

who knew 2 double ramen broth & hot dog water?

genius ahead of his time

but wat if i did

[neverdied]

I'm not sure that counts as genius.

then this thread would take a turn into some Jpop territory

[yaaas_queen]

2x revenue for same output

get fusion foodies to try it for the 'gram

and NY will eat anything in food carts

a small time entrepreneur goal

uwaa~

[neverdied]

Ok. It's genius. Sounds terrible though, and I've eaten a lot of questionable things.

[yaaas_queen]

true

my entrepreneurial genius icons are 50/50 on good v evil

Oprah, Lex Luthor, Beyonce, guy who invented the snuggie...

[neverdied]

Lex Luthor?