IC Contact

[neverdied]

"Yeah?"

(All forms of ic contact accepted here.)

Comments

[ghoulking]

Would you like to receive pictures of someone's genitals, Josuke?

[neverdied]

Who's Josuke?

[ghoulking]

[ You are.

Or at least it should have been.

Kaneki pauses for a moment and then he finally realizes that NOPE that's not Josuke AT ALL and this text should have never gone to anyone else besides Josuke ]

I'm SO sorry, this text wasn't meant for you - I thought you were someone else!

[neverdied]

[Surprise! It's not Josuke. Just that grumpy dude who likes discussing dead bodies and cannibalism. And pics of penises.]

What would Josuke do about unwanted penis pictures?

[ghoulking]

[ he can handle the first two, but penises not really ]

I have no idea, that's why i was trying to send him that text.

[neverdied]

Do you always text him when you get pictures of penises sent to you?

[ghoulking]

This is the first time it happened.

[neverdied]

Who sent them?

[ghoulking]

It's not important I think.
And if you ever meet him, I don't want you to remember them as "that guy who sent Kaneki a picture of his genital".

[neverdied]

Was it Dorian?

[ghoulking]

No. Now I'm glad it wasn't him.

[neverdied]

Seems like something he'd do.

[ghoulking]

I don't know him well enough, so I don't know. [ kaneki only knows how he tastes like... because he cut off his hand once and ate it. BUT THAT'S JUST A SMALL DETAIL ]

[neverdied]

[It's okay, Jack ate his arm. Dorian's just an easy meal for their sort.]

Are you even old enough for those kind of pictures?

[ghoulking]

I'm an adult - 25. [ even if he looks like he's 15 and acts like he is 10 when it comes to sex, yes he is an adult ]

[neverdied]

Oh. You look younger.

[ghoulking]

Yes, I know. I get that a lot. Probably the reason why not many people take me seriously. [ until he tells them he's a cannibal ]

[neverdied]

Odd to get that concerned about dick pictures when you're 25.

[ghoulking]

It's not something I'm in contact with on a daily basis. [ or at all ]

[neverdied]

I thought that's how your age communicated these days?

[ghoulking]

I have met anyone my age who did that until now.

[neverdied]

Better get used to it. Might be more on the way.

[ghoulking]

If that happens, I might reconsider my strategy.

[neverdied]

What's your current strategy? Panic?

[ghoulking]

[ yes.

And also ]

Pretend it never happened.